How to Urinate when on an Automobile Trip

"Oran J Sands III" (merlyyn) 07/08/2015 at 15:26 • Filed to: urinate, travel

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I was looking for fluid removal systems when I discovered this helpful and comprehensive wiki. I must say I’ve tried most of these at one time or another. Hopefully this will help a few Jalops that’d rather not invest in a set of astronaut diapers.

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For Sweden > Oran J Sands III 07/08/2015 at 15:31

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Stop

Use restroom or go outside

Oran J Sands III > For Sweden 07/08/2015 at 15:33

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What? And destroy my average speed?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Oran J Sands III 07/08/2015 at 15:34

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When you have a four foot long penis like me, you can just stick it through the window and do your business.

Cé hé sin > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 07/08/2015 at 15:38

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That brings up all kind of images which I’d really, really, not like to think about.

Klaus Schmoll > Oran J Sands III 07/08/2015 at 15:39

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My fluid intake, bladder, and tank size are pretty sync’d up. Meaning that I can last the 4-5 hours that it takes to drain my fuel tank on the autobahn far enough to fill up again. I only had a problem when I had to borrow a 530d to go to a job interview 1000kms away because my petrol Honda was in the shop. I had to floor it hard to get petrol-like fuel mileage ;)

Oran J Sands III > Cé hé sin 07/08/2015 at 15:42

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And this is why we keep our windows rolled up.

Moves-Like-Senna > Oran J Sands III 07/08/2015 at 15:57

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Last summer I drove 6 to 12+ hours straight repeatedly, trying to stop for gas as little as possible, and as I was driving after work/a long day I needed caffeine and water to stay up.

I always kept a large mouthed 4L bottle between my legs driving (I’m 6ft 3) so it’s such a tight fit in any car cabin it never moved. Never had to shift position, only unzip and keep my foot on the pedal

The large mouth is highly suggested.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Oran J Sands III 07/08/2015 at 16:21

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There should be a microban coated tube between the seat. You can fit a she-wee or just fit if around your shlong (and you need to put on a protective cover on the tube before, it's not a condom but similar). You would piss into the tube, which goes to a goes into a reservoir. When you finish, one end of the tube seals and the urine can either be added to your coolant or be use to spray the intercooler (if you had a turbo) or would drain to the ground. Coolant would then flush through, cleaning the tank. Done.

Oran J Sands III > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 07/08/2015 at 16:24

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Oh you mean one of these?

http://smile.amazon.com/DMI-Replacemen…

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Oran J Sands III 07/08/2015 at 16:33

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YES

buford-t-justice > Oran J Sands III 07/09/2015 at 07:00

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Mattbob > For Sweden 07/17/2015 at 08:49

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this. Trying to piss while driving is at the least quite distracting. Also peeing while stationary is so much more satisfying.